Quick little update: it’s business as usual in the Winkerverse.
December 13, 2010
After months of boring, death-free plots of Wally ogling puppy criminals, Les attending morose book signings, and Tony Moroni soft core pornography, Tom Batiuk finally gets back to being Batiuk today, with Ghost Lisa giving Les a call at the airport. “Why’d you change your cell phone, Les? Why’d you make me call you on the Courtesy Phone at Houston’s Hobby Airport, like some piece of immigrant trash?”
Stay tuned, this week’s going to get weird.
October 5, 2010
“There’s no way,” you might think “that Tom Batiuk would have Becky, who lost her arm in a drunk-driving accident (in which current major character and forehead-czar Wally was driving), reach an extreme state of delusion in which she forgets the she herself only has one arm and has the sad, sad profession of high school band director!” But read ‘em and weep. Seriously, weep. This is depressing stuff.
Also, is this the confirmation of the death of band director, Harry L. Dinkle, we’ve been waiting for? I mean, there’s no way he would have willfully retired, seeing as his home life largely consisted of crying into a tuba.
September 29, 2010
“Of course you do, and that’s why you WILL have pitiful, weeping sex with me, you sad, lonely, PTSD suffering, large foreheaded monster,” Rachel coos to the most eligible and attractive bachelor in the Winkerverse
September 22, 2010
Yep.
September 20, 2010
Tom Batiuk Classics Vol. 3: Funky Winkerbean, June 16th, 2010
A feature in which we present the most depressing, horrifying, and soul-crushing Batiuk strips. Today, Funky and his father accept the inevitable.
Funky Winkerbean Deathwatch - 9.9
YOU BETTER NOT BE DICKING US AROUND, TOM BATIUK. Seeing as this makes absolutely zero sense as a comic, this clearly must be some kind of declaration of Funky’s imminent death.
Either that or Tom Batiuk reads our blog and is totally fucking with us at this point.
September 17, 2010
Even at the worst possible moment, Ed can’t help but make a joke about the crippling cocaine addiction that probably cost Nikki her job. But I believe it was Walt Whitman who said “Crankshaft don’t give a fuck.”
September 15, 2010
“Doesn’t Cayla look great, Susan? Now kiss her a little bit.”
September 14, 2010
It looks like Tom Batiuk decided to back off his whole tragic double-decker bus plot line after reality beat him to the punch. A rare moment of restraint for the provocateur.
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